White Trаsh Fast Food

Worlds Finest Fresh Food, every recipe made here, by us… Berlin’s best steaks plus German-Asian-Mexican-French-Swiss-Army Fusion, with guitar.

With our international cuisine, the irony is complete. Let’s take a look behind the surface, of the double negative, “White Trash - Fast Food” Hey! You may say, on first glance, that’s no name for a restaurant, and you my friend, would be correct!

And another interior shot of White Trash Fast Food BUT! When we scientifically transform the name of our restaurant, W.T.F.F. into a mathematical equation, we can observe it forming a wide perpendicular arc to the east (See: Laughing Buddha, Sticky Asian BBQ & Sexy Mamsans’ “flied” shrimps) and then watch it curve sharply north by northwest, a beam of light, with thousands of numbers clicking off like in “Matrix” (See: Artichokes, Fresh Salsas & Guacamole, L.A. style burritos & the “Valley” Porno-Nachos) then, slowly disappearing and reforming to create the magnificent negative plus-minus path of infinity! Diffusing meaning and material simultaneously!

And crossing in it’s path the circumference of all known kitchen high art, NO, not France, but of the decadent migrant French aristocracy, (See: Punkrock wigs, Gay french farmers smokey pea soup, Warm Goat Cheese & Marquee de F*** Burgers) very heavy, but beautiful in it’s balance as we follow it to it’s logical conclusion, Berlin, the center of the universe, (See: Sauerbraten, Swiss Cheese Fondue and Mom’s Apple pie).

Some old illustration of a horse carriageAnd finally, a simple, but honest description, “Exotisches Essen nach Hausfrauen-Art!” (Exotic food just like Mama used to make!)